Obesity Makes You Healthy!


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According to a groundbreaking article by Annemarie Colbin, being overweight is unavoidable. Luckily for us, being obese is good for you! In fact, it results in decreased incidence of cancer, respiratory disease, tuberculosis, heart disease, and osteoporosis. And being merely overweight is key to success in maintaining a healthy body: some benefits of overweightness include lower suicide rates, less type I diabetes, and others. So let's all go out there and stuff our faces while reaping the massive health benefits!


Article by Annemarie Colbin, Ph.D in "Wholistic" Nutrition

Posted by Monkey 'o Doom @ 2/9/2007 15:51  |    13 | Source

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dcamp87 (Level 1 Rookie) @ 12/23/2007 14:58

 I do not think that a person who claims obesity is healthy is mentally stable. Do not give up! I can show you a short cut to permanent weight loss.

When people think of losing weight the first thing they think about is exercise and starvation. However, realistically weight loss is over 90% mental!For example: 5% of 24 hours = 12 minutes a day or 84 minutes a week. That is two active 30 minute days and one 24 minute day per week. Ten percent = 2 hours and 48 minutes per week. Over 90% mental! So, wouldn’t it make perfect sense to develop a weight loss program that is 90% mental?

I received a letter from a customer asking me if I supported a certain diet. My response was “the
only diet I support is the one you design yourself. After all who knows you better than you?”  You
and only you will determine what you will and will not do. 

You are what you think! The more you think about food, the more food you will consume. The more you
think about fitness the more active you will become. The key to permanent weight loss is learning
how to control your thoughts. In order to control your thoughts you must first become aware of them
and understand why you think the things you do. Study your personal history! When did you start
gaining weight?  As an infant, teen, adult, etc. Why? Your upbringing, habits, stress, emotions, etc...
Only after you become able to see and acknowledge your mistakes and understand why you made them, will
you gain the power to change them.

The scientific way is finding the shortest route to the goal. No one has yet to develop a simpler or
more direct route to mental preparation as presented in this book. www.thebestweightlossbookever.com     Just want to help!


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Adarias (Level 11 Special Agent) @ 2/11/2007 13:04
it's satire, ment to point out the overwhelmingly obvious problems caused by diabetes. 

if not, then the author is a dumb shit, putting more holes in her own argument than she does supports

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silent sniper (Level 1 Depressed) @ 2/10/2007 19:29
this is... odd...

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skeddles (Level 11 Psychopath) @ 2/10/2007 07:29
great, now people are going to
1. not try to get healthy if they are fat
2. try to get fat if they arnt


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Monkey 'o Doom (Level 11 Psychopath) @ 2/9/2007 18:41

What do you mean, Mykola? I practically quoted the sixth (not counting the first bit in italics) paragraph for the description.


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Larwick (Level 8 Regional Boss) @ 2/9/2007 17:28
LOL          

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Mykola (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 2/9/2007 17:15

LOLLLL okay did anybody really look into the article? Let's just say MoD took a few liberties in his interpretation of it :D

But a nice read nevertheless (I mean the post, not the article)


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Monkey 'o Doom (Level 11 Psychopath) @ 2/9/2007 16:32
It's humor, B.O.B.

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The B.O.B. (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 2/9/2007 16:18
I'm so confused right now...

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Akira (Level 5 Sniper) @ 2/9/2007 16:10
......it's a lie.

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CircleOfTheDarkOnes (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 2/9/2007 15:59
curse this seventeen year old metabolism D:<

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Ensellitis (Level 11 Sensei) @ 2/9/2007 15:54
that doctors extreme fatness must have eaten her brain away... 

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