This is great! It reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke: "I like golf, man. I never got a hole-in-one, but I DID hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell, 'Fore!', but I was too busy mumbling, 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him...'
lol.. thank you. Glad you like it. :)