Forkimius Carcharhiniformes Fukedindahedius "Fork Shark or Fark"
Found in the bering sea, a light aluminum dull metal color. A ground shark due to its weight and horrible swimming ability. The fark's life span is approximately 2 days, the reason for this is that when it kills its prey, it is unable to get it to it's mouth once it kills it.
The reasoning on why the fark is not extinct is still unknown. They are still very rare, non the less.
The Canadian hunt this rare creature and dry them out to sell as "commemorative forks" to unknowing Americans and French tourists.