You turn on the television, and what do you see?
Directly from the Ahoy! Dinner's kitchen, we will be fixing today's dessert, Captain Patcheye's famous Constipatorious Berry-Powered Riceballs!
Will be needed in order to fix this Delicious Dish (approx. enough to feed 2 adults, 3 kids and a starving zebra):
- Rice, 2-3 scoops per adult, 1 for a midget. Count 4 for a starving zebra.
- Milk. Cocoa milk makes it grosser, cream makes it greasier. WARNING: Liquid abuse may alter the constipalicious effect of the mixture.
- Cherries, or other berries. Bio-Chemically-grown fruit work better. Jelly beans are the best.
- Chair feet. Table feet can do the trick, too. Count 1 for 5 dishes.
- Additional liquid glucose (syrup)
How to fix'em:
Boil the rice in hot water.
Add the liquid glucose and the milk - or cream - and stir (you can use one of the previously-mentionned chair feet if you don't have any spoon) until the preparation has thickened.
While the constipassionate-agent is cooking, cut the chair feet (if they're not wooden, go and get another set. You can't cut through metal, pal!) and shape them into a shipmat. Any other creation isn't covered by Ahoy! corporation's insurance policy.
Put the hot rice in a platter and scoop it into balls (if you don't have any spoon, using a chair feet may be tricky but not impossible).
Add a red shiny thing on top of the scoops. Better if it's edible. Shoelaces WON'T work.
Pick the wooden bars into the scoops. Try not to combine red and wood on the same ball. Not artistic.
Go to your nearest Official Ahoy! Corporation supply store and get one Ahoy Shrunk Bunny (comes in 3 colors, delivery not included) per plate.
Come back to your kitchen.
Serve the scoops cool for an optimal functioning of the chemical agents.
Congratulations! You have fixed your own Ricecreams.
Ahoy! Corporation's insurance policy doesn't cover any of the following after-effects from intense feeding:
Unintended satanist worshipping, Tomatoe-seeds planting, after-mailman-running, nosebleeding, disappearing fingerprints, shrinking toenails, eye color changing, 3rd eyebrow growing, intensive weather-watching, flower-picking, uncontrolled tongue-licking, rock-and-rolling, rabbit impersonating, pencil-throwing, dust-eating, ... ... ...