Cats are royalty... at least in their own eyes. Today my cat woke up early and had to take a crap, and I was tired and didn't wake up when it meowed and scratched at my door.
So, and I'm SURE of this, just to spite me, it took a gigantic turd... in the MIDDLE of the kitchen floor. What a nice morning chore that made for.
So this pixel is dedicated to you, Bruce.