WWX: Offend everyone!

WWX: Offend everyone!

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WWX: Offend everyone!

Title: WWX: Offend everyone!
Pixel Artist: Perkele  (Level 4 Murderer :: 2057 points)
Posted: 3/1/2010 13:00
Palette: 10 colors
Statistics:  30 comments    6 faves    0 avatars

A small fun project I've been working on for the last couple of days, cliché sprites for the definitely, certainly and for sure soon released game Worldwar X.

Note: If you actually feel offended by this, excellent! If you want to have your own country in here, write a comment! I'll probably add some more sprites anyway and still got some ideas in mind.

You're the leader of your own nation. It's up to you which other countries you become friends with ... and who will help you to conquer the rest of the world!

But watch out: Each nation has their own strong points and weaknesses.

Australia: Due to his grandpartens being British criminals, he is a decent fighter. Especially if your enemies are a bunch of crocodiles!

Russia: Incredible fighting skills! Just watch out that he hasn't drunk too much wodka bevor the fight starts or he might accidentally shoot other teammembers or even himself.

France: Nice fellow, especially good at cooking. Using him on the battlefield is not recommended as he tends to surrender instantly.

Germany: Likes beer, Schnitzel and attacking everybody (sometimes even his teammates). However, he never wins anyway.

United Kingdom: This lovely chap is an experienced warrior, but often interrupts the battle for having a nice tea break. If it's not raining, he might dehidrogenise.

Italy: It'sa him, Italy! Kills enemies by jumping on them. Dangerous.

Ireland: Usually drunk, but jolly. Can attract enemies with pots of gold. You'll always have great crack with him!

Romania: Likess hunting his enemiess and drinking their blood. Might get disstracted by pale virginss.

Japan: Although his favourite enemies are still whales and dolphins, he is a decent fighter. Be afraid of his tentacles.

USA: Loves shooting. And eating. Don't put him in the same team with Muslim countries.


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Reo (Level 11 Sphinx) @ 8/18/2010 08:49

 Do Sweden!

eldiabolito (Level 2 Quiet One) @ 3/8/2010 07:57

lol oida, fix oida :D krocha would be übernice ... but yea, you're right bout no one knowing what this would be all about... but well... why not cross over mozart and arnie? like an overly buffed guy with this kinda white whig? :D and prolly some big big gun ;)

Stratto (Level 5 Killer Klown) @ 3/7/2010 13:51

These are pretty offensive. I love them.

I would like to see Mexico, which should be pretty easy to do ;)

Wisteria (Level 1 Intern) @ 3/6/2010 08:49

Italy = Mario xD

This is great :D I hope you end up doing one for all the countries! (esp a czech one *hint hint*)

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/6/2010 08:15

Thanks for the inspiration, a half French half Dutch guy would be nice to represent Belgium

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/6/2010 08:07

Terribly sorry... The thing is, I just know quite a lot of Germans who would say what you said, therefore.. Well, again, I beg you pardon.

Archeo (Level 1 Rookie) @ 3/6/2010 08:04

Das war sarkastisch gemeint.;p

Ich sollte wohl doch wieder anfangen Smilies zu benutzen damits auch jeder rafft, hmm.

TioLuko (Level 5 Detective) @ 3/5/2010 05:17

Awesome xD


You can make some Iraq,  "mohamed" and make he fight very furious against the Usa...

Or a Spanish Bullfighter

Make also Argentina and Brazil, and make them fight furiously with eacho other o.o

lol, I will stop for now xD

Nice job, and

See ya

Manupix (Level 11 Godfather) @ 3/4/2010 14:45

Austria is Vienna, and Vienna is waltz, Strauss and such. Is that fun enough?

Switzerland: would take a number of sprites, what with chocolate, cheese with holes, watches, banks and cleanliness. And William Tell.

Belgium: as seen from France, always at the wrong end of stupid jokes; eaters of French fries. Stubbornness on splitting their tiny country is maybe more to the point.

Actually many good cliches about European peoples can be found in Asterix.


Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/4/2010 11:47

Was just thinking about the most famous Austrians (in a bad way, not Mozart and so on) and Arnie, Fritzl and Adolf were the first things popping up in my head - and I'd feel bad doing a Hitler-Sprite, especially as Austria is certainly less guilty than Germany.

Yeah, most of them are only known in German-speaking countries, unfortunately (I'd love to do a Krocha, but nobody would get it though). Guess I gonna go for the Schwarzenegger then..

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/4/2010 10:58

Just gonna translate Archeo's comment so everybody can have as much fun as I have right now:

"How dare you retard minimise (well, he says differentiate, but I'm pretty sure he means it the way I translated it) Germany only on boozing?

We made so much more than just beer.

And something like that calls himself German."

YES! We built motorways! And fougt two heroic wars! Dude, now seriously, if you are not trolling, you don't get the purpose of this picture, do you? The other countries are also much more than the cliché I've shown of them. Not just Germany. Try to be less national and see it with humour.

Archeo (Level 1 Rookie) @ 3/4/2010 09:48

Wie kannst du Spasti es wagen Deutschland auf's saufen zu differenzieren?

Wir haben soviel mehr geschaffen als nur Bier.

Und sowas nennt sich Deutscher.

eldiabolito (Level 2 Quiet One) @ 3/4/2010 05:19

arnie would be okay i guess... really wanna go for fritzl?? o.O hmm, he sure got one hell of a fierce look ... at least on the pics the papers published :D

there's a lot of clichés for austrians, but i guess most of them won't work on a worldwide scale

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/3/2010 15:31

Want to add them, still looking for a good idea though :P


Oh, by the way, who has a good cliché for Belgium? Only children and chocolate?

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/3/2010 15:27

I never smoked pipe in my entire life, i definitely should try it one day!

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/3/2010 15:25

Good idea, will add a bigger moustache with the next update.

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/3/2010 15:23

We need a "Reply to everybody"-function, so I'll just hope that at least somebody is taking a look at this again :D

Let's collect the ideas:

-Norway: Viking

-Canada: Lumberjack/Hockey guy

-Austria: Ehm. A Schwarzenegger-Fritzl-Dude?

-Spain: Bullfighter

Sweden: Ikea-Guy, or a naked blonde girl?

-Netherlands: Cheese eaters, maybe a woman with a bonnet and clogs?

Hm, what else do we have... Perhaps the Vatican? Switzerland? Any countries which are not located in Europe or North America? Thinking about adding Mexico, Jamaica, Cuba, China, Kenya, Ethiopia.. Aw, so many ideas..

Manupix (Level 11 Godfather) @ 3/2/2010 16:02

I'm offended.

I suck at cooking.

Denmen707 (Level 1 Gangster) @ 3/2/2010 11:40

Needs more dutch cheese eaters

inphy (Level 7 Sheriff) @ 3/2/2010 09:02

Fun idea! Not my country... but! Sweden (soldier in Ikea colours): Causes severe confusion and morale issues among enemy troops by spreading Ikea assembly instructions (plus an ittybitty screwdriver) for a nuclear reactor as propaganda. ;)

[balder] (Level 3 Private Eye) @ 3/2/2010 05:28

Great! I love the flags and the designs, incredibly detailed for such a small resolution.

I miss Spain, you could draw us outfited like bullfighters (it's our most famous stereotype abroad, I think xDDD)

asukicco (Level 9 Necrophiliac) @ 3/2/2010 05:08

 Italian plumber looks like is smiling, maybe made his moustache thicker?

Lizard (Level 5 Sniper) @ 3/2/2010 04:18

A skiing viking :D

eldiabolito (Level 2 Quiet One) @ 3/2/2010 00:58

you forgot austria! really, no worldwar without austria takin part in the very beginning :D

elend (Level 3 Corporate Drone) @ 3/2/2010 00:15

That's wonderful. People should laugh a bit more about their own cliché. Love the tiny sprites.

Randommonkies (Level 6 Manager) @ 3/1/2010 19:59

Canada = frozen lumberjack or a hockey player or something.

RPG_Boy (Level 5 Captain) @ 3/1/2010 17:18

These are superb! As a pipe smoker i quite enjoyed that little guy with a pipe in his mouth :)

Robinhood (Level 9 Boss) @ 3/1/2010 16:05

Wonderful ideas.  Great use of colors, game sounds interesting.  Lol Irish guy :D

Perkele (Level 4 Murderer) @ 3/1/2010 13:24

Was actually thinking about it, but had no good cliché in mind. A viking? A Black Metaler?

Lizard (Level 5 Sniper) @ 3/1/2010 13:20

Add norway :D

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