Ok so I was gonna name it Andy Dick... but decided not to for copyright reasons. Sucks that his name was bought out by Ted Turner. Um. It's cool though. This would be my first "real" work. Hope y'all like it. Well actually my first professional "art" would be the naked drawing of Rose in the movie, "Titanic". Maybe that'll be a future post. but aside from that, then..yeah..it'll be my first true work. Ok I have seen others do this, so I thought I'd try it too. (The B.O.B. - you are my inspiration) Ok so here is the backstory to my character.

Born with the rare disease known as cerebal palsy, Trey Schiavo was picked on in college for being a "panty waist". He was also cast out of the public eye for such lines and radical opinions as: "They're not real women until the age of 8...and by 9 they are dirty worn out whores" - Trey Schiavo, Age 29, 1999. Some disagreed with this statement....although not many.

He enjoys sports such as horseshoes and shuffleboard, and hangs out at bowling alleys for the smell. He wears three pairs of socks at all times, each with individual toes on them. His favorite movies are: "You Got Served", "Troll", "Troll 2", "How High", "Troll 3", "House 2", "Booty Call", and "Troll 5".

He works at Radio Shack. This is where the tragedy begins. The Manager, wanting to "get sexy" with his employee Trey, used an RC Car (hooked up to Trey's nipples) as a device for Shock Therapy. Giving into the torture....the Manager named Paul, then proceeded to give him some, "Cock Therapy". After this event, Trey went on a pilgrimage to Idaho. Several years later, he married in the first legal gay marriage in Massachusetts. Fear not, for this is the "Treyditional" way.

Thanks for readin' I took a lot of time on the pic, so judge as you will. I learned all I know from looking at The B.O.B.'s pixels. holla