"Dick, the team has landed and need your go ahead to commence the operation."
"Very well, commence operations."
"The Generals are in the situation room if you'd like to watch the feed."
"That won't be necessary, Donald.
Tonight we eliminate Russia as a threat, tomorrow China, next week Australia, The Week After That Canada! Soon The Entire World Will Be Groveling At Our Clawed Feet! NO LONGER WILL WE HIDE IN THE SHADOWS! THEIR SOFT FLESH IS NO MATCH FOR OUR HARD SCALES! THE WORLD WILL FEEL THE POWER OF OUR COLD BLOOD! MUHAHAHAHA-"
"The kitchen wants to know if mice are okay tonight?"
"Mmm, yes, Mice will be fine."
Companion piece to The Putinator