Skinner: Uh excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?

Hutz: I'll sell you this one. It's almost full.

Skinner: Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl?

Hutz: He'll be back.

Mr. Simpson don't you worry, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.