Cranky astronaut in diapers...

I am sure you all have heard about this already, but for those of you who have not...  I present to you, from the United States grand space program...

"A married U.S. astronaut was accused on Tuesday of trying to kidnap and kill a rival for the affections of a male astronaut after she drove 950 miles

wearing adult diapers to confront the woman.

Nowak was initially arrested on attempted kidnapping charges on Monday in Orlando after assaulting Colleen Shipman, a U.S. Air Force captain, police said."

Take that Ruskies...  You may have gotten into space first, but we were the first to put a diaper wearing  psycho behind the wheel of a  1.7 billion dollar space shuttle.

Posted by Ensellitis @ 2/6/2007 15:51  |    19 | Source


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Ensellitis (Level 11 Sensei) @ 2/8/2007 16:53
not even that...  they pull people over all the time and see something odd and find crimes on accident...

Aleiav (Level 2 Quiet One) @ 2/8/2007 14:59
"All im saying is that it's bizarre that they were able to stop her before she even commit the crime in question. How many time does that happen?" A lot... if they know of the crime, they stop it. Haven't you ever watched Law and Order? .. CSI?

Mykola (Level 3 Corporate Drone) @ 2/8/2007 11:42

I think that's a good point.

If she really knew too much, chances are they would get rid of her & make sure nobody in the world even knew of her existence, not cover her up with a goofy-ass story with her driving god-knows how many miles to kick someone's ass, putting the emphasis on the diaper.

Mykola (Level 3 Corporate Drone) @ 2/8/2007 11:38

LOL too bad we didn't bet in real life. OF COURSE I dunno what nasa stands for, I'm way too dumb, aint I.

Aramax (Level 1 Rookie) @ 2/7/2007 21:03

I did say "May be" so im not jumping to conclusion yet.

All im saying is that it's bizarre that they were able to stop her before she even commit the crime in question. How many time does that happen?

And dont get me wrong. Im tired just like you about hearing/making conspiracy theory but when you see news peoples trash someone like that without a single shred of evidence you start questioning the media.

Ensellitis (Level 11 Sensei) @ 2/7/2007 18:08
you are right...  how dumb of me, of course every government agency must hiding shit from us and using people to cover it up.

i love it when someone who works for the government does something stupid or criminal they just HAVE to be a scapegoat of some kind and then all you conspiracy theorists come out of your dark rooms to start running around screaming "cover up! down with government!"

unless you work for the government, or you personally witnessed a cover up, or helped do a cover up, then what expertise do you have to say there was one?  wikipedia?  sure its a great place to look up information, but it is openly available for editing by everyone and their mother.  the news?  the present everything from the angle they see fit...  wrong or not.  the internet?  ha, that is one of the most unreliable resources available, i have found nut job sites that say the declaration of independence was written by aliens.

sorry if i saound like an asshole, but i am sick of hearing conspiracy theorists every time stuff like this happens.  guess what, people snap, move on...

Aleiav (Level 2 Quiet One) @ 2/7/2007 14:12
Oh, and I think it's funny that you tell people to learn by reading wikipedia. Especially since anyone with an account can edit shit on that website.

Aleiav (Level 2 Quiet One) @ 2/7/2007 14:07
I think that if the government wanted her dead we definitely wouldn't be reading about it in the newspaper. She would have been stopped by the police and shot on sight.

Aramax (Level 1 Rookie) @ 2/7/2007 12:20

It's not like it would be the first time they lie to us.

The NASA got their secrets. I bet you dont even know what NASA stand for. Go make a web search and open wikipedia. Learn something new.

Mykola (Level 3 Corporate Drone) @ 2/7/2007 05:18
yeah right, she knew too much, so now they're covering her up - IN STYLE, with the diaper story and shit - LOL

Ensellitis (Level 11 Sensei) @ 2/7/2007 04:20
yeah, NASA is our most covert operative department in the usa right now... 

Aramax (Level 1 Rookie) @ 2/7/2007 00:35

Dont you guys think this may be a cover up story?

It awfully looks like one. Maybe she knew something she was not supposed to.

Mykola (Level 3 Corporate Drone) @ 2/6/2007 23:29

LOL, total random goofiness, word to what Larwick said, only in America :D

say hello to "the elite of aerospace and science, populated by top pilots and space researchers from the United States and other nations."

LMAO :D Yeah, you're right Ensell.. Unfortunately we xUSSR dudes got nothing on NASA.. can't think of anything to beat this.

Ensellitis (Level 11 Sensei) @ 2/6/2007 17:53
i saw it on a retarded talk show this morning...  i thought it was a joke at first, too

sedgemonkey (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 2/6/2007 17:43

I couldn't believe what I was reading this morning... it sounded like a goof.

CircleOfTheDarkOnes (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 2/6/2007 17:14
was the victim ok?

Larwick (Level 8 Regional Boss) @ 2/6/2007 17:03
It.. was a she right? Lol.. that is a really weird tale. Only in America..

Womped (Level 3 Hatchet Man) @ 2/6/2007 16:17
It should be noted that she was wearing adult diapers so she didn't have to stop to go to the bathroom.

Solid Idea (Level 1 Depressed) @ 2/6/2007 15:59
She will appeal to global warming effects in the Earth's orbit.

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