When I read this I thought chipmunks :(

tomorrow bush will invest billions of dollars in protecting our nations people against the dangers of spear-weilding chimps

Here is the correct link, or here is the url:

http://www.comcast.net/news/science/index.jsp?cat=SCIENCE&fn=/2007/02/23/594689.html

those chimps are like 2 million years late :)

How come the link doesnt work now?

My cat tweets at birds.

Fixed the link URL.

That'd be primates, silent sniper, not "primeapes". It's not that sick really, primates are a diverse group so it's nothing like cannibalism. If you look at the Euarchontoglires superorder, it's apparently shows close genetic matchings with rabbits, primates, shrews, lemurs etc. Perhaps not as closely related as a bushbaby and chimpanzee, but a chimpanzee eating a rabbit wouldn't weird me out since we've been doing the same for thousands of years.

I fucking love biology.

primeapes eating primeapes? sick

im scared

and the link doesnt say anything about monkeys