Movie Quotes

"Party on, Wayne."

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

Begin each day as if it were on purpose.

Frank Abagnale Jr.: [as Frank Conners] Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is irrefutable evidence that the defendant is, in fact, lying.

Judge: Mr. Conners, this is a preliminary hearing. There is no... defendant. There is no... jury. It's just me. Son... what in the HELL is wrong with you?

Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?

Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.

Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.

Earl Amdursky: Who's there?

Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.

Del: You play with your balls a lot.

Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.

Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?

Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.

Neal: You know what'd make me happy?

Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?

Neal: He says we're going the wrong way...

Del: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?

Del: Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done and ready. I'm afraid to look at my ass. There'll be grill marks.

Bilbo: I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel thin... sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.

The Bride: [on Pai Mei] Why did he accept me?

Bill: Because he's a very, very, very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company.

Bill: An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.

Lieutenant Traxler: I can hear it now. He's going to be called the god-damned phonebook killer.

The Terminator: I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please?

Desk Sergeant: No, you can't see her. She's making a statement.

The Terminator: Where is she?

Desk Sergeant: It may take a while. Want to wait? There's a bench over there.

The Terminator: I'll be back.

Garry: My god, what was happening to him?

MacReady: If it had more time to finish it would have looked and sounded and acted just like Bennings!

Childs: I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit.

Palmer: Childs, it happens all the time, man. They're falling out of the sky like flies. Government knows all about it, right, Mac?

Childs: You believe any of this voodoo bullshit, Blair?

Palmer: Childs, Childs... Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. I mean, they taught the Incas everything they know.

Garry: You reach anybody, yet?

Windows: Reach anybody? We're a thousand miles from nowhere, man. And it's gonna get a hell of a lot worse before it gets any better!

Childs: You're gonna have to sleep sometime, MacReady.

MacReady: I'm a real light sleeper, Childs.

Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.

Newt: It won't make any difference.

Always protect your McNuggets.

"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No... But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

Why So Serious?

Kip Ramsey: White boys get all the Oscars. It's a fact.

Agent: We know that, but--

Kip Ramsey: Did I get a nomination? No. 'Cause I ain't played none
of them slave roles. That's when you get nominated. Black dude plays a slave role, gets nominated. White boy plays an idiot, gets the Oscar. Find me a script as a retarded slave,
then I get the Oscar.

Agent: I'm gonna schmooze. I'll be right back.

Kip Ramsey: Go find that script. Buck, the Wonder Slave.

Robert K. Bowfinger: We're finished! It's over between us!

Daisy: But why?

Robert K. Bowfinger: You slept with Jiff.

Daisy: So?

Robert K. Bowfinger: You know, I never thought about it that way.

Daisy: So I'll see you tonight?

Robert K. Bowfinger: What time?

Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

What did you ever do to change the world?

My name is Dalton Russel. Pay close attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself.

I've told you my name, Thats the who. The where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there is a vast difference from being stuck in a tiny cell, and being in prison.

The what is easy. Recently I planed and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. Thats also the when.

As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation is exceedingly simple. Because I can.

Which leaves us only with the how, and there in as the bard would tell us... Lies the rub.

Munities! What the hell are Munities!?

You get busy Livin'... Or you get busy Diein'. Thats god damn right.

Dark and difficult times lie ahead... Soon we must all face the choice between what is right...and what is easy.

I am the world's first fully-functioning homicidal artist. I make art until somebody dies!

There's always a confused soul that thinks one man can make a difference, and you have to kill him to convince him otherwise. That's the hassle with democracy.

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.

Spider-pig, Spider-pig,
Does whatever a spider-pig does
Can he swing from a web
No he cant, he's a pig
Look out, he's a Spider-Pig

E.T. phone home.

We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!

John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.

Pvt. Joe Bowers: In Costco?

Frito: Yah I couldn't believe it myself. Luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.

Go away... 'bating.

Chazz: “Night is a dark time for me”

Jimmy: “It’s dark for everyone you idiot”

Chazz: “Not for Alaskans…and people with Night vision goggles"

"I AM RIPPER. TEARER. SLASHER. TEETH IN THE DARKNESS. I AM BEOWULF!!"

Size matters not.

Richard Chesler: [Reading a piece of paper] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?

Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.

Richard Chesler: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours?

Narrator: Huh?

Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?

Narrator: [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
[Gets up from the chair]

Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

Narrator: [Voice-over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
[Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands]

Narrator: [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy.

Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
[Phone rings]

Narrator: [Into phone] Compliance and Liability...?

Marla Singer: My tit's gonna rot off.

Narrator: [to boss] Would you excuse me? I need to take this.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler

We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvee is?

Jack: It's a comforter...

Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvee is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?

Jack: ...Consumers?

Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.

And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?