Movie Quotes

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.

Llewelyn Moss/Carla Jean Moss, No Country For Old Men (2007)
I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed but who cares really? The answer must be in the attempt.

Celine, Before Sunrise (1995)
"If your going to build a time machine, why not do it with some style"

Dr. Emmett L Brown, Back to the Future (1985)
One cannot choose how one's life begins, but one can choose to face the end with courage.

Huň Yuán Jiǎ, Jet Li's Fearless (2006)
You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
He who fights and runs away... lives to run away another day.

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
Why is the rum always gone?

Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
Is this a test to see if I'm a replicant? Or a lesbian?

Rachael, Blade Runner (1982)
Have you ever retired a human by mistake?

Rachael, Blade Runner (1982)
Tea does not judge itself, people judge the tea.

Jet Li/Huň Yuán Jiǎ, Jet Li's Fearless (2006)
I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

Red, Shawshank Redemption (1994)
I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home.

Groucho Marx, Duck Soup (1933)
[After defeating T-1000] I need a vacation.

Anonymous, Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
[To the T-1000] Hasta la vista, baby.

Anonymous, Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything.

Guy Forsyth, Waking Life (2001)
It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.

David St. Hubbins, This is Spinal Tap (1984)
The ratio of people to cake is too big.

Milton Waddams, Office Space (1999)
Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?

Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.

Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

Peter Gibbons/Joanna, Office Space (1999)
And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

Chuck Noland, Cast Away (2000)
With great power comes great bitches.

Anonymous, Superhero Movie (2008)
[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"]
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Dark Helmet, Spaceballs (1987)
May the schwartz be with you!

Yogurt, Spaceballs (1987)
Today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.

Oogway, Kung Fu Panda (2008)
You want to know the secret to becoming a superhero? Get a costume dip-sh*t!

Anonymous, Superhero Movie
Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.

Abraham Lincoln, Unknown Source
Sallah, I said NO camels. That's FIVE camels. Can't you count?

Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade (1989)
(narrating) But I made Tommy take me looking for him.

You've got some nerve standing me up. Nobody does that to me. Who the hell do you think you are, Frankie Valli or some kinda big shot?

Karen Hill, Goodfellas (1990)
Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages? Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?

Anonymous, Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Here she comes to wreck the daaaayyy!

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
Your cholesterol fattyyy. Dead man walkin! Hey, you're not important enough to remember!

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
"Whatever takes the focus off your head."

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
It was meeeee!

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
How do you sleep at night?....I'm taking this, ahhh.

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The god damn pen is blue!

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
You wanna play hardball? I'm game.

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!

Fletcher, Liar Liar (1997)
Eeeew...dog poop! This is awesome!! Hahahahahaha!

Anonymous, Bubble Boy
Running along the streets lawns for the first time in his life
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride (1987)
"Party on, Wayne."

Garth Algar, Wayne's World (1992)
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

Ricky Fitts, American Beauty (1999)
Drycoff: Are you alright?

Bashed Cop: I think so...

Drycoff: Are you sure? 'Cause, you just went through a wall.

Detective Drycoff, Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Begin each day as if it were on purpose.

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch (2005)
Frank Abagnale Jr.: [as Frank Conners] Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is irrefutable evidence that the defendant is, in fact, lying.

Judge: Mr. Conners, this is a preliminary hearing. There is no... defendant. There is no... jury. It's just me. Son... what in the HELL is wrong with you?

Frank Abagnale Jr., Catch Me If You Can
Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?

Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.

Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.

Earl Amdursky: Who's there?

Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.

Carl Hanratty, Catch Me If You Can
Del: You play with your balls a lot.

Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.

Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?

Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.

Neal: You know what'd make me happy?

Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?

Del/Neal, Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Neal: He says we're going the wrong way...

Del: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?

Neal/Del, Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Del: Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done and ready. I'm afraid to look at my ass. There'll be grill marks.

Del, Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Bilbo: I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel thin... sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.

Bilbo/Bilbo, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
The Bride: [on Pai Mei] Why did he accept me?

Bill: Because he's a very, very, very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company.

The Bride/Bill, Kill Bill 2 (2004)
Bill: An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.

Bill, Kill Bill 2 (2004)

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