Product Quotes

Problems: "No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them."

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Procrastination: "Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."

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Regret: "It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second."

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Risks: "If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments."

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Sacrifice: "Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you."

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Stupidity: "Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots."

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Trouble: "Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young."

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Underachievement: "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."

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Losing: "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."

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Mediocrity: "It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late."

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Misfortune: "While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses."

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Mistakes: "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

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Overconfidence: "Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you."

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Pessimism: "Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

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Pretension: "The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious."

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Hazards: "There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed."

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Humiliation: "The harder you try, the dumber you look."

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Idiocy: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

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Ignorance: "It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going."

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Incompetence: "When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do."

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Ineptitude: "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

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Insanity: "It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane."

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Irresponsibility: "No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood."

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Laziness: "Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running."

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Loneliness: "If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."

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Elitism: "It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom."

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Failure: "When your best just isn't good enough."

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Fear: "Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea."

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Futility: "You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do."

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Doubt: "In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world."

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Dysfunction: "The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

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Bitterness: "Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams."

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Blame: "The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures."

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Burnout: "Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you."

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Cluelessness: "There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."

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Conformity: "When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."

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Dare to Slack: "When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness."

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Defeat: "For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."

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Delusions: "There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality."

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Demotivation: "Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."

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Despair: "It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black."

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Disloyalty: "There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices."

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Disservice: "It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one... The good news is that we should run out of them in no time."

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Adversity: "That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."

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Agony: "Not all pain is gain."

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Apathy: "If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us."

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Arrogance: "The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too."

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Consulting: "If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem."

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