"Practise what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know."

"Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment."

"When I work, I work very fast, but preparing to work can take any length of time."

The media is a game-like world of blurry truths, where the vague narrative shape of a story matters more than clarity, accuracy and evidence.

When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said 'Say Please.'

Remember, the more you play with it the bigger it gets.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

I hate the phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," which clearly isn't true unless you are throwing them directly into his face.

"The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God."

"Say that again? I couldn't hear you over your typos." - SANE-INTOLERANT.deviantart.com

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

In comics, very little happens accidentally.

"I never said to be like me, I say to be like you and make a difference."

All Dr. Robotnik is doing is correcting nature's mistakes. He improves all the woodland creatures with expensive, custom-made cybernetic enhancements, purely out of the kindness of his warm, loving, robot-like heart. Jealous (and characteristically unemployed) Sonic has nothing better to do than hassle him for it and vandalize his property. If I was Eggman, I'd hate Sonic, too.

We want to be honest with you, rather than giving a lame set of fake pink flowers encouraging you to continue on what is already wrong.

I doubt you run out of ideas. More likely you run out of comfortable ideas.

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

13: Find a box and cut arm and leg holes in it, paint it a single colour, and become a Pixel!

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.

Art is anything you can get away with.

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

You should not be scared of me. As long as you do exactly what I tell you to do, everything will be fine. Start by pming me your bank account number.

If all else fails, read the instructions.

Proper AA creates the illusion of subpixel smoothness, it doesn't pile on layers and layers of hugged buffer shades.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

Back when the car was first invented I knew a girl just like you, 'horse this, horse buggy that'.

The other day, in the park,wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you.

And then it hit me.

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

I think porn came on the internet before the internet came.. on the... internet..

If oekaki was pixel art, it would be called pixel art!

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

If it turns out that Mario doesn't really fit into the type of game I want, I wouldn't mind using Zelda as the basis of the new game.

I am not Link, but I do know him! Even after 18 years, the Legend of Zelda never stops changing… We are now taking you to a world where Link has grown up…In order to grow, Link must not stand still and neither will I.

A late game is only late until it ships. A bad game is bad until the end of time.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows. Don't follow leaders watch the parkin' meters.

A One That Isn't Cold, Is Scarcely A One At All.

Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit.

Pillow shading? I use MSpaint. If that even counts as pillow shading. - FlyGuy