Burns: Hey, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation.
Smithers: Unlikely sir. They spell and pronounce their name differently.
Burns: Bah, schedule the game and I'll ask him myself.
Mr. Burns/Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons
That's right. The year is 1965, and you and I are undercover detectives on the hot rod circuit. [puts on helmet] Now, let's burn rubber, baby!
Mr. Burns, The Simpsons Mr. Burns in Smithers' fantasy
I like your attitude. Feisty, yet spineless.
Mr. Burns, The Simpsons Mr. Burns to Homer
I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.
Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
Oh Smithers, I was wrong to play God. Life is precious - not a thing to be toyed with. Now take out that brain and flush it in the toilet.
Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
Damn it Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
Lisa: I propose to you that your heir need not be a boy. In this phalacentric society of ours-
Burns: I don't know what phalacentric means, but no girls!
Lisa Simpson/Mr. Burns, The Simpsons Lisa auditioning to be Burns' heir
Burns: Hey, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation.
Smithers: Unlikely sir. They spell and pronounce their name differently.
Burns: Bah, schedule the game and I'll ask him myself.
Mr. Burns/Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons
Burns: Oh, look. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Smithers: I think it's a rock sir.
Burns: Well, we'll see what the lab has to say about that.
Mr. Burns/Waylon Smithers, The Simpsons Burns and Smithers examining Bart's rock
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